A few words on closers

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Matt Williams to Junkies on Papelbon: "He's our closer. He's the one that closes the game."

— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) September 2, 2015

A few years ago -- OK, maybe more than a few years ago -- Margo and I got married, and we got these really nice crystal glasses. I guess they're called "stemware." We like these glasses. They're pretty. W…