Call to the Pen

My very first column, this was when I was the one-man sports department for what was then called The 49er Times at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte, was named "Call to the Pen." I thought that was so clever. Get it? It's a call to the pen, like a baseball bullpen! But it's also a call to the PEN, as in the writing device! Ha ha. So good. Call …