Cincy's Splendid Splinter

Joey Votto always hits when I'm in the ballpark. I know that's a little bit silly in that Joey Votto hits an awful lot when I'm not in the ballpark. But it seems that if I'm there for whatever reason, he crushes the ball. There have been people like this. Jim Thome always hit when I was in the ballpark. I don't think I ever saw Kevin McHale miss a free …