It's the Cleveland Browns

"It's the Cleveland Browns

When they're Siped up, you can't shut 'em down

Take your tranquilizers, pop your beer-can lids

It's the Kardiac Kids."

That is the chorus of a novelty song from my childhood, a song called "The Kardiac Kids," by Messenger. It came out in Cleveland in 1980 when the Browns had a semi-magical season, and I probably hear that chorus i…