No Retreat, Baby

Mar 27, 2023

∙ Paid

Fathers and daughters, man — it’s a whole thing. A whole thing. Let me recite something for you off the top of my head.

Schnitzel von Krumm with a very low tum
Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony
Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay
Bottomley Potts all covered in spots
Hercules Morse, as big as a horse
And Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy.

Those are the dogs i…

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