Notes on a waiter spilling stuff on me

The point here, I promise, is not to complain. The point here, I promise, is not to gripe about the times when we live or the loss of customer service or any of that stuff. Now, let’s see if I can actually write this in a way where I get to a point.

At lunch today, a waiter dumped two glasses of water and a Diet Coke on me. He did not do this on purpose,…