So, been meaning to check in. But, well, the Olympics ...
Here are a few links:
BALANCE BEAM: The beam hates everyone.
LANE 8: Show up to see Bolt, see a ridiculous world record for free.
BOLT: All Usain Bolt does is run.
DEAR JORDAN: Bulk email all the golfers who didn't show up.
NICO: The cool story of boxer Nico Hernandez.
PHELPS: Ran out of words for Micha…