I was in love with a television commercial once. It was one of those MasterCard Priceless commercials where the narrator would say something like, "A jar of peanut butter, $2.49." ... "A jar of jelly, $1.99." ... "A loaf of bread, $2.29." ... "A peanut butter and jelly sandwich: priceless."
In this commercial, a father was taking his early teenage daught…