Joe Throwback: Katie the Prefect

The girl at the center of this story turned 21 years old last week. We took her to dinner so she could have her “first” drink. Sigh. That would make Katie the Prefect, what, I guess in her early 30s? I don’t know which of those two facts makes me feel older.

Beyond that, I don’t think this needs much setup. I probably should point out that Harry Potter W…