The Stupidest List Ever
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"We are eager for your outrage!" -- Editors of GQ
No, GQ, you aren't. I know you write that you are eager for my outrage but, as Ferris Bueller once said, you don't want this much heat. I don't want this much heat. I didn't begin reading your list of 50 greatest living athletes with the expectation of building THIS MUCH outrage. I expected that, if there…