The Zack
The Zack has been fooling me ever since the beginning. I think that's why Opening Day hit me so hard.
On Opening Day, I heard an announcer say that Zack Greinke will turn 36 in November. That just doesn't seem possible. Through the years, I've tried to stay pretty chill about my own aging bones; I never wanted to be one of those "Do you know what milk co…