Well, Let's Try This Thing ...

Hi, everybody. It has been almost two years since I started JoeBlogs, and let me just say it was the best career decision I’ve ever made. The second-best career decision I ever made, incidentally, was quitting as a stockboy at Kroger. Wow, I was a really, really, really bad bagger.*

*Oh, the many eggs I crushed with milk cartons!

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